I going to give a quick recap of the past 2 weeks.

I saw the Fantastic Four. It wasn't horrible, but it would have been better if the Fantastic Four looked a little something like this.



What do I know though? Or maybe just call it the Fantastic One. That would negate the need for a lot of expensive special effects. One last thing, she definitely wouldn't be the Invisible Girl. No, no, the Fantastic One is never invisible.

I was also at the cottage for a week. Upon looking at my girlfriend's pictures, I noticed a lot of them are ass shots. I can't blame her though, I do have a fantastic ass.




For those of you who are really perceptive, there's one picture that's different than the others. There's a prize for the one who gets it.

I was in Clearwater Florida for a week too, but that's for another day. |

Well, Now I'll update you on the one about being nice. I'm also going away for 2 weeks. That's right, 2 weeks with no updates. If anyone really wants to guest post, let me know. I think it would be cool to have a guest blogger, the only criteria is that has to be funny. No serious crap, and especially no politics (unless it's about a politician getting hit in the face with something, or maybe a politician falling off a horse. That would be acceptable.)

Anyways, I decided to write something about all the people in my sidebar. Why? Well, because who doesn't like to have their site 'hyped'? The answer? Stupid people, and we know I don't link to stupid people, so here goes.

My sister. She doesn't update too much, but she has good taste in music and, well, she's pretty funny. She has a bizarre fascination with American/Canadian Idol, but, whatever...

Samara. Oh Samara...we were 'internet engaged' once. She was supposed to meet me in Vegas to make it official but neither of us showed up. Oh well. I still enjoy reading it, even though she's a NY Islander fan.

Filmgoerjuan. We go way back. FGJ has been commenting for as long as I can remember. And don't forget to watch this. I don't know if it's gross or funny, or both, or what. You tell me. He hasn't updated much recently, but his comments are damn funny!

Trish and her sister Lisa. These two are funny. I was going to link to specifically funny posts, but it's late, and I'm tired. Anyways, check out this birthday cake, and go buy something here.

Scott and Julia are some friends. They don't update much. They have a dog whom I think is retarded. Oh, the embarassment of walking that dog. I kind of miss that little retard.

Cate and Tim were discovered at the same time. God bless the 'Next blog' button. They're both pretty funny. If you haven't had the pleasure of meeting TITSO and looking at starburst porn, then I recommend you go over to Tim's right now. Cate is a writer who has quite the sense of humour. She updates all the time, so there's always something new to read.

That's enough being nice for now. It's really taking a lot out of me. I'll try to finish off my list later. But until then, I'm off for 2 weeks. First to the cottage, then to Clearwater Beach for a work assignment. How sweet is that? |

Thanks to Blamblog, I now have NO free time. This is pretty damn cool.

I reproduced a soccer match I saw at the park. Swear to god, this is an accurate representation.

I love golf! |

I bought the new Coldplay cd a few weeks ago and, as much as I don't want to admit it, it's pretty damn good. Then, while I was driving home today it hit me - these songs were probably all written about Gwyneth Paltrow. Gwyneth Paltrow!! I kind of gagged a bit then threw the cd out the window. Gwyneth Paltrow?! |

How do you turn $40 into $625??



Give up?? Take me to the casino, that's how! Four fours baby! How should I spend it? Any ideas? |

I think it's rather dashing, myself. |

I sat there waiting patiently. I knew if I played my cards right and got a little lucky, I'd get a hummer. And I did. I also took a picture so you'd all believe me.

Speaking of beautiful things, nature is beautiful, and we as humans need to take more time to appreciate, cherish, nurture and protect it. Except for these. These are fucking sick and should be smashed with a blunt object. Protect everything else, kill the spiders. |