YES!!

I was reading Blog Ho's post about amnesia, and I figure if I had chronic amnesia like that guy in Memento, I'd be constantly checking my wallet to find out if I was Tom Cruise. If I was really smart, I'd actually change my name to "Tom Cruise" (or get a fake id with pictures I cut out of Entertainment Weekly or something) and put a picture of Katie Holmes in my wallet, so, even if I didn't remember, and even if I spent my entire sad pathetic existence just checking my wallet and then going "YES!!", well, at least I'd be happy. Then I'd think, "Why am I holding my wallet?" and then I'd think, "Hey, I wonder if I'm Tom Cruise!"