A Day in the Life

(Opening credits) Hey, this looks pretty cool, but I'm pretty tired, I hope I can stay awake... (a while later) Hellllo Katie Holmes! (...

I guess I'm flattered, but part of me still wants to kick his ass for copying my post.

I was reading Blex's blog and I came across this picture. The first thing I thought was that that kid is probably getting a nose-full ...

"Hey Dad", the boy said. "Why don't spiders stick to their own webs?" "Well", I said, "You see, spid...

Well, Now I'll update you on the sitcom . It's a work in progress, but I call it, "The Nuclear Family" and it's all ab...

I hope those fookin' bastards show up.

In case you didn't know, Dr. Jack Van Impe (pronounced "Impey") and his wife Rexella have a weekly tv show where they discuss...

Well, it's now 6 months into the year, so I thought I'd update you all on my New Year's Resolutions . I did indeed join the gym....

" Gray wolves (canis lupus) are carnivores. They hunt prey on their own, in packs, steal the prey of other predators, or scavenge carr...

"Come with me", she said and I followed her down the hall. She was stunning. Her eyes were so beautiful, I couldn't help but...

In case you didn't know, Dr. Jack Van Impe (pronounced "Impey") and his wife Rexella have a weekly tv show where they discuss...

Omaha Beach Omaha Beach Juno Beach Sometimes, while I'm sitting around bitching about having to go to work and how the gas companies are...

Ok, I know that these "memes" as they're called are all over the place, and hell, I did one , once, but I was young and stupid...

This is a little different than Oprah's club. I haven't read this book, nor do I plan on ever reading it. Join my club, don't...

I was reading Blog Ho's post about amnesia, and I figure if I had chronic amnesia like that guy in Memento, I'd be constantly check...

Since I had such fun with the last bad photo I posted, I figured I'd post another one!! Remember, I am a gifted artist who takes pictur...

Haven't heard of them? I'm not surprised. Why did I pay money to go see them you ask? Well, for the exact same reason that I boug...

I just had a few comments about the past week in reality tv (and it has nothing to do with Britney and Kevin, because I will never watch tha...

Are you tired of people posting their pictures online? Doesn't it annoy you that everyone thinks they're gifted in the art of takin...