When the Canadian women's hockey team were receiving their gold medals, the dude handing them out gave each of them a kiss on each cheek. What's up with that? Will that same guy kiss each of the men on the cheek when they're getting their medals? Of course not, he'd get his ass kicked. Even if a woman were handing out the medals to the men, I doubt that she'd kiss a team of sweaty men. Unless she's into that sort of thing.
Is that a tradition in Italy? If so, I'd like to start a Canadian tradition of grabbing a woman's chest as a polite way of introducing myself.
"Oh that Paul, he's so polite he used both hands! Canadians are so polite!"
Monday, February 20, 2006
Thursday, February 16, 2006
This might not be up for long....
I saw Walk the Line on the weekend and I liked it so here's a video!
And, because I'm a big loser, I feel bad about violating YouTubes conditions and terms of use by posting copyrighted material. When people at work can't follow simple straightforward rules, I get extremely frustrated, and now, I've gone and done it, so I think I'll probably crack and remove it because I feel like a big hypocrite and I might not be able to sleep. Maybe the ghost of Johnny Cash will come to me in a dream and yell at me for stealing his song (or, I guess it's June Carter's song, maybe it'll be her ghost who'll yell at me.) Either way, this is probably coming down.
And, because I'm a big loser, I feel bad about violating YouTubes conditions and terms of use by posting copyrighted material. When people at work can't follow simple straightforward rules, I get extremely frustrated, and now, I've gone and done it, so I think I'll probably crack and remove it because I feel like a big hypocrite and I might not be able to sleep. Maybe the ghost of Johnny Cash will come to me in a dream and yell at me for stealing his song (or, I guess it's June Carter's song, maybe it'll be her ghost who'll yell at me.) Either way, this is probably coming down.
Sunday, February 12, 2006
Is it Sunday already?
Well, it seems that I haven't updated this much at all this week. As they say, 'Time flies when you're having fun', and when you're not I guess, as last week went pretty quick.
I have a few thoughts though.
Women's hockey shouldn't be in the Olympics. YET. Canada and the US have teams that are too much better than everyone else. Canada beat Italy 16-0 and Russia 11-0. It's not competitive at all and kind of embarassing.
I buy heads of lettuce for my lunch sandwiches but I end up throwing most of it out. I don't feel bad about it though, because if you tossed a head of lettuce to a bum, or a starving person, they'd probably just toss it aside, because, really, who just wants to eat lettuce? Fucking ingrates.
I bought the DVDs for the first season of Kenny vs. Spenny. It's a Canadian show where 2 guys compete for stupid things and it's hilarious. If you ever get a chance to watch it, watch it. It is damn funny.
That's it.
I have a few thoughts though.
Women's hockey shouldn't be in the Olympics. YET. Canada and the US have teams that are too much better than everyone else. Canada beat Italy 16-0 and Russia 11-0. It's not competitive at all and kind of embarassing.
I buy heads of lettuce for my lunch sandwiches but I end up throwing most of it out. I don't feel bad about it though, because if you tossed a head of lettuce to a bum, or a starving person, they'd probably just toss it aside, because, really, who just wants to eat lettuce? Fucking ingrates.
I bought the DVDs for the first season of Kenny vs. Spenny. It's a Canadian show where 2 guys compete for stupid things and it's hilarious. If you ever get a chance to watch it, watch it. It is damn funny.
That's it.
Monday, February 06, 2006
Superbowl Sunday!
Did you watch on Sunday?? Three hours of excitement and edge of your seat suspense.
What will happen?
Who will win?
Of course, the attractive women they show aren't bad to look at, but it's really all about the game.
The strategy.
The excitement.
The ups and downs, the winners, and, of course, the losers.
Did anyone else watch the Beauty and the Geek 2 marathon that was on? I can't believe that Tristin and Chris are gone! Was there a football game on or something?
What will happen?
Who will win?
Of course, the attractive women they show aren't bad to look at, but it's really all about the game.
The strategy.
The excitement.
The ups and downs, the winners, and, of course, the losers.
Did anyone else watch the Beauty and the Geek 2 marathon that was on? I can't believe that Tristin and Chris are gone! Was there a football game on or something?
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
No Point, Just Complaining
The dental hygienist asked me if I wanted x-rays taken.
"Beats me", I said. "Do I need them?"**
Christ, if being a dental hygienist means asking the patient how to do their job, then sign me up. She then proceeded to pick and gouge around at my gums until they were a bloody pulpy mess (or at least that's my perception). And that's another thing I think I could probably do.
She also asked me if I drank coffee and/or tea, which is an indirect way (read 'woman speak') of saying,
"Your teeth are stained by coffee and/or tea."
because I'm sure a trained dental hygienist would know whether teeth are stained or not.
I'm sure she was thinking,
"Yeah, I can tell, I just wanted to see if you'd lie to me."
And speaking of lying, she asked me if I floss, which, I don't. I hate flossing more than I hate my garbage man. Incidently enough, it's another question that she should know the answer to without asking. I'm sure it's in my file anyways, because I say the same thing every time.
"No, I don't floss, not once a week, not once a month, never."
Having said that, I bought floss, because she scared me into thinking that gingevitis was going to rot my mouth and make all my teeth fall out.
Finally, because my last experiment was so successful, I've decided to revisit the Crest Whitestrips. That's right, I just took the 'before' picture and in 14 days I'll have a sparkling new smile that will give me all the confidence in the world! Then, with whiter teeth, I can feel more comfortable lying to the hygienist about what I eat and drink.
** I didn't really say that, but as at tribute to James Frey, I'm going to lie a little bit about my experience with the dentist.
"Beats me", I said. "Do I need them?"**
Christ, if being a dental hygienist means asking the patient how to do their job, then sign me up. She then proceeded to pick and gouge around at my gums until they were a bloody pulpy mess (or at least that's my perception). And that's another thing I think I could probably do.
She also asked me if I drank coffee and/or tea, which is an indirect way (read 'woman speak') of saying,
"Your teeth are stained by coffee and/or tea."
because I'm sure a trained dental hygienist would know whether teeth are stained or not.
I'm sure she was thinking,
"Yeah, I can tell, I just wanted to see if you'd lie to me."
And speaking of lying, she asked me if I floss, which, I don't. I hate flossing more than I hate my garbage man. Incidently enough, it's another question that she should know the answer to without asking. I'm sure it's in my file anyways, because I say the same thing every time.
"No, I don't floss, not once a week, not once a month, never."
Having said that, I bought floss, because she scared me into thinking that gingevitis was going to rot my mouth and make all my teeth fall out.
Finally, because my last experiment was so successful, I've decided to revisit the Crest Whitestrips. That's right, I just took the 'before' picture and in 14 days I'll have a sparkling new smile that will give me all the confidence in the world! Then, with whiter teeth, I can feel more comfortable lying to the hygienist about what I eat and drink.
** I didn't really say that, but as at tribute to James Frey, I'm going to lie a little bit about my experience with the dentist.
Monday, January 30, 2006
STAR WARS SUCKS!!!
(I'm just trying to get a rise out of the traffic I'm getting from Chewy's blog. (which is damn funny if you haven't been there.))
Anyways, I guess that's it.
Anyways, I guess that's it.
Friday, January 27, 2006
I hate Oprah
I'll admit it, I bought a book. I even started to read it, but in true Paul's Book Club fashion, I haven't finished it, and I'm not sure I will. I'm not saying it's not good, I just can't read.
Anyways, there seems to be some controversy over some of the details of this book.
Now, this book is all about how he overcame his addiction to drugs and alcohol and blah, blah, blah everyone feels good at the end and maybe we all feel a little more confident in our own abilities to overcome obstacles that seem insurmountable. So someone decides to look into whether or not the author actually spent 3 months in prison at some point in the past and they find out that he didn't. Who fucking cares? It has nothing to do with the main point of the story and I think anyone who feels that the rest of the book is tainted because he said he spent time in prison is, well, a moron.
The author was on Larry King a few weeks back and Oprah called in and was supportive, now she's saying she feels duped and betrayed. Make up your damn mind Oprah!
A sometimes angry, sometimes tearful Winfrey asked Frey why he "felt the need to lie."
He's a fucking drug addict Oprah! He has flaws. One used to be snorting massive amounts of cocaine, now, he lies. It's an improvement, I'd say.
So, in short, the guy wrote a book, maybe embellished a few points and tried to get it published. Someone agreed to publish it as a memoir. What is he going to say? "No? I made up half a page about spending time in prison?" Hell, I'd write just about anything if I thought I was going to get published. Like that time I had sex with Jennifer Aniston and Kate Beckinsale in the same night. They'll deny it, and Oprah will call me a liar, but, my perception of things is that it happened. Or maybe I just masturbated to an episode of Friends right after Pearl Harbour. Either way, that would make for some damn fine reading!
Anyways, there seems to be some controversy over some of the details of this book.
Now, this book is all about how he overcame his addiction to drugs and alcohol and blah, blah, blah everyone feels good at the end and maybe we all feel a little more confident in our own abilities to overcome obstacles that seem insurmountable. So someone decides to look into whether or not the author actually spent 3 months in prison at some point in the past and they find out that he didn't. Who fucking cares? It has nothing to do with the main point of the story and I think anyone who feels that the rest of the book is tainted because he said he spent time in prison is, well, a moron.
The author was on Larry King a few weeks back and Oprah called in and was supportive, now she's saying she feels duped and betrayed. Make up your damn mind Oprah!
A sometimes angry, sometimes tearful Winfrey asked Frey why he "felt the need to lie."
He's a fucking drug addict Oprah! He has flaws. One used to be snorting massive amounts of cocaine, now, he lies. It's an improvement, I'd say.
So, in short, the guy wrote a book, maybe embellished a few points and tried to get it published. Someone agreed to publish it as a memoir. What is he going to say? "No? I made up half a page about spending time in prison?" Hell, I'd write just about anything if I thought I was going to get published. Like that time I had sex with Jennifer Aniston and Kate Beckinsale in the same night. They'll deny it, and Oprah will call me a liar, but, my perception of things is that it happened. Or maybe I just masturbated to an episode of Friends right after Pearl Harbour. Either way, that would make for some damn fine reading!
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Last post about garbage men, I promise.
Well, those sons of bitches lost the lid to my new garbage can again. Now I have 2 lidless garbage cans which are useless. Well, maybe not totally useless, but I can't use them for garbage because the damn raccoons will just tip it over and make a big mess. I doubt the garbage men would take a half torn up bag of junk. God forbid the garbage man has to pick up garbage.
I called the garbage head office and I talked to an operator who listened to my complaint and she said, "Yeah, we've had lots of complaints." Ummm, I have an idea, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Picking up garbage is not a hard job, and there's nothing worse than someone who thinks they deserve to get paid for doing a job that they don't do well. I hear my supervisor say that all the time.
Are they unionized? If not, I say fire the bum and remind him why he should be fortunate to be able to contribute to society at all. The 'manager', or 'head garbage man' implied that it was the wind and, well, they can't control the wind. He makes a good point. No wait, he doesn't. It's not always windy - unless there's a localized wind following around garbage trucks, in which case, they would, in a way, control the wind and he'd be wrong.
I'm not giving up. I'm going to complain until they fire my garbage man. Or I suppose they could just replace my lid. I'm ok with either.
I called the garbage head office and I talked to an operator who listened to my complaint and she said, "Yeah, we've had lots of complaints." Ummm, I have an idea, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Picking up garbage is not a hard job, and there's nothing worse than someone who thinks they deserve to get paid for doing a job that they don't do well. I hear my supervisor say that all the time.
Are they unionized? If not, I say fire the bum and remind him why he should be fortunate to be able to contribute to society at all. The 'manager', or 'head garbage man' implied that it was the wind and, well, they can't control the wind. He makes a good point. No wait, he doesn't. It's not always windy - unless there's a localized wind following around garbage trucks, in which case, they would, in a way, control the wind and he'd be wrong.
I'm not giving up. I'm going to complain until they fire my garbage man. Or I suppose they could just replace my lid. I'm ok with either.
Saturday, January 21, 2006
Bon Jovi's plane crashed!!
Conversation with my sister.
Ok, maybe not "crashed", maybe, "slid off the runway", and maybe "only part way past the end of the runway." Slippery when wet. Ha! Didn't see that one coming.
Ok, maybe not "crashed", maybe, "slid off the runway", and maybe "only part way past the end of the runway." Slippery when wet. Ha! Didn't see that one coming.
Monday, January 16, 2006
It's garbage day tomorrow
Any guesses on where my garbage can and lid end up? I predict that the can ends up in the road on its side, and the lid is on the sidewalk next to the neighbour's house.
Friday, January 13, 2006
Videoblogging
Videoblogging thanks to Jen.
This is from Vietnam. It's almost like you're there, except it's not as loud and it doesn't smell like scooter fumes.
This is from Vietnam. It's almost like you're there, except it's not as loud and it doesn't smell like scooter fumes.
Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Justin Timberlake
As Mitzzee pointed out a couple comments ago, I look like Justin Timberlake - or, I guess, because I'm older, he looks like me. There is an easy way to tell the difference though, you just have to remember, one of us was in love with Britney Spears for a while not too long ago and the other was that homo lead singer of 'NSync.
Now, I found some pictures on the internet and the resemblance is uncanny.
Know which one is me? Of course not! We're twins.
This one is a little easier, but just because Kylie won't let me post those other pictures she let me take of her.
Anyways, as you can see, Justin is basically my clone, and he stole my whole plan of fronting a boy band, making millions of dollars and then sleeping with movie stars. What's the point now? It has been done. He's such an asshole.
Now, I found some pictures on the internet and the resemblance is uncanny.
Know which one is me? Of course not! We're twins.
This one is a little easier, but just because Kylie won't let me post those other pictures she let me take of her.
Anyways, as you can see, Justin is basically my clone, and he stole my whole plan of fronting a boy band, making millions of dollars and then sleeping with movie stars. What's the point now? It has been done. He's such an asshole.
Sunday, January 08, 2006
Scratch-and-Sniff
Remember the old days when you had scratch-and-sniff stickers? Where you'd have some stupid looking sticker with a strawberry or ice cream cone on it and when you scratched it it smelled like something, but not necessarily what was pictured? Then, after a while it was just a sticker with a picture scratched off that didn't really smell like anything?
Well, I've been working on a little something that I call, "Electronic Scratch-and-Sniff". It's really ingenious and I think I'll make a lot of money from this. Imagine, scratching a picture you see on your monitor and then being able to smell it?
My first successful attempt is pictured below. Due to the technological differences between monitors and laptops (differences that you probably wouldn't understand), it doesn't work on laptops.
Man, I'll be rich! Think of what perfume and food sites will pay me for such technology! Pretty woon it will be all over the internet! I guess the only downside to this is that, sooner or later, the porn sites will pick up on it, and for that, I apologize in advance.
Well, I've been working on a little something that I call, "Electronic Scratch-and-Sniff". It's really ingenious and I think I'll make a lot of money from this. Imagine, scratching a picture you see on your monitor and then being able to smell it?
My first successful attempt is pictured below. Due to the technological differences between monitors and laptops (differences that you probably wouldn't understand), it doesn't work on laptops.
Man, I'll be rich! Think of what perfume and food sites will pay me for such technology! Pretty woon it will be all over the internet! I guess the only downside to this is that, sooner or later, the porn sites will pick up on it, and for that, I apologize in advance.
Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Take that Brad Pitt!
I was waiting in line at the grocery store the other day and I was shocked (and honoured) to see this. Of course I remember the photo shoot, I just didn't know exactly what they were going to do with the pictures. I showed the cashier but she seemed pretty unimpressed. I don't know about you, but sometimes I get the impression that people who work in grocery stores don't really like their jobs.
Saturday, December 31, 2005
Join Millions Around the Globe! This is Jack Van Impe Presents! (aired December 24)
In case you didn't know, Dr. Jack Van Impe (pronounced "Impey") and his wife Rexella have a weekly tv show where they discuss important relevant global issues and then tell you where in the bible it says that it's a sign that Jesus is coming. And that you're going to hell.
1:32 – Rexella talks about humorous prayers from children that she found on the internet.
Dear God, I read that Thomas Edison made light, but in Sunday school they say that You did. I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God, thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love everyone in the world, I only have 4 people in my family and I could never do it.
Dear God, if we come back as someone, please don’t let it be Jennifer Horton, I hate her.
Oh how Jack and Rexella laugh and laugh but there’s really nothing funny about kids so filled with hate that they can’t love their families. Nah, I’m kidding, there is a lot funny about that. Those letters are probably made up anyways. I heard a story once that there is stuff on the internet that isn't true.
10:00 – Lots of signs! Basically, they’re the same signs as before. AIDS, hurricanes, avian flu. This one is new though, “More Women charged in sex cases”. A female teacher was charged after having a sex party with some students. Jack says, “It’s getting bad when you have women becoming pedophiles, molesting little boys.” Huh? Getting bad? It’s bad when anyone molests kids, Jack. The truly tragic thing about that story is that it didn't happen at my highschool.
12:45 – People are downloading porn on cell phones and ipods! Jack says, “whosoever looks on a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.” Only if you're married Jack, only if you're married.
13:15 – THE OFFER OF THE WEEK!! Oh. My. God. Just when you thought Jack’s electronic bible couldn’t get any better, they’ve gone and done it. No, they didn’t add a calculator, they added an entire prophesy bible! I bet you could download porn on it if you tried.
14:00 - 28:00 - A lot of crap that I don't care to write about. Something about Heidi Fleiss and the diminishing quality of Christian books.
28:00 – Rexella leaves us with this- “God’s forgiveness always comes with a second chance.” This fits nicely in with my plan to pray for forgiveness on my death bed. Why prevent myself from having fun now when I can just beg for forgiveness later?
1:32 – Rexella talks about humorous prayers from children that she found on the internet.
Dear God, I read that Thomas Edison made light, but in Sunday school they say that You did. I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God, thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love everyone in the world, I only have 4 people in my family and I could never do it.
Dear God, if we come back as someone, please don’t let it be Jennifer Horton, I hate her.
Oh how Jack and Rexella laugh and laugh but there’s really nothing funny about kids so filled with hate that they can’t love their families. Nah, I’m kidding, there is a lot funny about that. Those letters are probably made up anyways. I heard a story once that there is stuff on the internet that isn't true.
10:00 – Lots of signs! Basically, they’re the same signs as before. AIDS, hurricanes, avian flu. This one is new though, “More Women charged in sex cases”. A female teacher was charged after having a sex party with some students. Jack says, “It’s getting bad when you have women becoming pedophiles, molesting little boys.” Huh? Getting bad? It’s bad when anyone molests kids, Jack. The truly tragic thing about that story is that it didn't happen at my highschool.
12:45 – People are downloading porn on cell phones and ipods! Jack says, “whosoever looks on a woman to lust after her has already committed adultery with her in his heart.” Only if you're married Jack, only if you're married.
13:15 – THE OFFER OF THE WEEK!! Oh. My. God. Just when you thought Jack’s electronic bible couldn’t get any better, they’ve gone and done it. No, they didn’t add a calculator, they added an entire prophesy bible! I bet you could download porn on it if you tried.
14:00 - 28:00 - A lot of crap that I don't care to write about. Something about Heidi Fleiss and the diminishing quality of Christian books.
28:00 – Rexella leaves us with this- “God’s forgiveness always comes with a second chance.” This fits nicely in with my plan to pray for forgiveness on my death bed. Why prevent myself from having fun now when I can just beg for forgiveness later?
Thursday, December 29, 2005
Update on New Years Resolutions.
I made New Years Resolutions last year.
While most of them were stupid, I did actually want to do numbers 2, 3 and 8. How did I do you ask? Well, I failed miserably in all of them.
I didn't take piano lessons, nor did I even look into it. I think the biggest barrier to that was that I think it will be hard. Damn, now that I'm thinking about it again the interest has been renewed. Dammit. I guess that'll be a resolution for next year too.
I don't have a six-pack. While I'm not unhappy with my abs, the definition just isn't there (yet). I think the biggest barrier to that was that it's hard. In order to have abs that pop out you need no fat, and well, I'm nowhere near disciplined enough to eat properly. Maybe I need a nutritionist....
I didn't do a triathlon. I can run for hours but I can't swim for 3 minutes. I guess I still want to do it, but I'll need some some coaching.
To sum up, New Years Resolutions suck, and nobody should make them because now I feel like a loser for failing so I'm going to go binge on leftover Christmas cookies and greasy food. Who am I kidding, I was going to go do that anyways.
Happy New Year.
While most of them were stupid, I did actually want to do numbers 2, 3 and 8. How did I do you ask? Well, I failed miserably in all of them.
I didn't take piano lessons, nor did I even look into it. I think the biggest barrier to that was that I think it will be hard. Damn, now that I'm thinking about it again the interest has been renewed. Dammit. I guess that'll be a resolution for next year too.
I don't have a six-pack. While I'm not unhappy with my abs, the definition just isn't there (yet). I think the biggest barrier to that was that it's hard. In order to have abs that pop out you need no fat, and well, I'm nowhere near disciplined enough to eat properly. Maybe I need a nutritionist....
I didn't do a triathlon. I can run for hours but I can't swim for 3 minutes. I guess I still want to do it, but I'll need some some coaching.
To sum up, New Years Resolutions suck, and nobody should make them because now I feel like a loser for failing so I'm going to go binge on leftover Christmas cookies and greasy food. Who am I kidding, I was going to go do that anyways.
Happy New Year.
Thursday, December 22, 2005
Merry Christmas
Well, it's almost Christmas and I'm done my shopping and I've wrapped all my presents! No, wait, that should say, I'm not done my shopping, nor have I wrapped all my presents. Sorry.
Anyways, to help get into that Christmas spirit, watch my new Christmas movie.
My Christmas movie.
If that doesn't work, you can see how far you can catapult Santa. Click the mouse to start moving, then click and hold the mouse to prepare for flight. I like the festive Christmas yodelling the best I think. Nothing says Christmas like yodelling.
I got 350.4. Beat it, I dare you. Triple dog dare even.
Anyways, to help get into that Christmas spirit, watch my new Christmas movie.
My Christmas movie.
If that doesn't work, you can see how far you can catapult Santa. Click the mouse to start moving, then click and hold the mouse to prepare for flight. I like the festive Christmas yodelling the best I think. Nothing says Christmas like yodelling.
I got 350.4. Beat it, I dare you. Triple dog dare even.
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
KING KONG (No Spoilers, although everyone knows what happens at the end)
How can a movie that has dinosaurs fighting a giant ape while an attractive woman prances around in rags be hard to sit through? Ask Peter Jackson and hopefully he'll answer you in under 3 hours.
Here's an example of a bad scene where the woman breaks up with Kong:
Girl - "Kong, we're just from 2 different worlds. I'm from the real world and you're from that crazy world with the dinosaurs and such."
Kong - "Yeah, you're right, but the sex sure was good."
Girl - "Yeah, I'm a little sore though..."
Kong - "You should have said something! Just because I'm a giant ape doesn't mean we can't communicate!"
Girl - "Well, it kinda does... Plus, you're not a real King either. Instead of being a Queen, I'd just be that weird chick with the giant ape. Where's the glamour??"
Kong - "Can I eat you yet?"
Girl - "No Kong, not yet."
(I may have made up that last part, but my ass was so sore from sitting on those damn seats for 3.5 hours (including previews etc.) that I may not have been paying too close attention at the end.)
Here's an example of a bad scene where the woman breaks up with Kong:
Girl - "Kong, we're just from 2 different worlds. I'm from the real world and you're from that crazy world with the dinosaurs and such."
Kong - "Yeah, you're right, but the sex sure was good."
Girl - "Yeah, I'm a little sore though..."
Kong - "You should have said something! Just because I'm a giant ape doesn't mean we can't communicate!"
Girl - "Well, it kinda does... Plus, you're not a real King either. Instead of being a Queen, I'd just be that weird chick with the giant ape. Where's the glamour??"
Kong - "Can I eat you yet?"
Girl - "No Kong, not yet."
(I may have made up that last part, but my ass was so sore from sitting on those damn seats for 3.5 hours (including previews etc.) that I may not have been paying too close attention at the end.)
Monday, December 12, 2005
Beware the Giant Cat.
After finding this site through Fatrobot and then reading this article, I realized that there may be a rather large cat lurking around my place as well.
I set up my motion activated camera and I waited. I waited and waited until this picture was taken:
It's HUGE. If you assume that the paper shredder is about 16 inches high, some people might come to the conclusion that the cat is about 4 feet tall!
Next comes the mysterious hair that I found. I had the lab run an analysis and the results came back indicating that it was from a cat of some sort. A mysterious monster cat had not yet been ruled out.
Now to figure out where this giant mystery cat came from. After I remembered that I had a cat, it all became clear.
My small, normal sized cat was attracting a larger, massive mysterious cat(s) to my house.
Further investigation is warranted. I'll keep you posted.
I set up my motion activated camera and I waited. I waited and waited until this picture was taken:
It's HUGE. If you assume that the paper shredder is about 16 inches high, some people might come to the conclusion that the cat is about 4 feet tall!
Next comes the mysterious hair that I found. I had the lab run an analysis and the results came back indicating that it was from a cat of some sort. A mysterious monster cat had not yet been ruled out.
Now to figure out where this giant mystery cat came from. After I remembered that I had a cat, it all became clear.
My small, normal sized cat was attracting a larger, massive mysterious cat(s) to my house.
Further investigation is warranted. I'll keep you posted.
Monday, December 05, 2005
I guess they cover fractions in grade 11
Since when is this half? Cut in half?? How does this help people (people like me) who only eat half of their sub at a time? Damn you Subway for hiring highshool dropouts!! I want equal portions at two different times, so when you cut it like this it really pisses me off. They should have a jig or something that cuts the sub exactly in half (or maybe they could hire people who aren't morons).
They also don't evenly distribute the pickles and green pepper, but that's another topic entirely.
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