Monday, February 27, 2006

North Country

It's almost Oscar time so we rented North Country with Charlize Theron.

It's about a woman who gets a job in a mine in the 80's and because only red-neck uneducated men worked there, she and her fellow woman workers were not treated with any respect. She decides that she should be allowed to work for a living to support her children without fear of abuse/assault so she sues the company for allowing this harassment. Charlize Theron has been nominated for best actress.

It's a pretty powerful depiction of what some women had to put up with just to go to work and that they had to put up a significant fight to be taken seriously and to be considered equals with the men, and not just objects to be harassed.

Charlize Theron was good, but would have been better if she'd taken off her top. What a waste of an attractive actress. Two hours and no titties.

On an unrelated note, I'm going to Costa Rica for 10 days, so no updates until the 12th. I have to go pack.

Monday, February 20, 2006

"Hello, it's nice to meet you..."

When the Canadian women's hockey team were receiving their gold medals, the dude handing them out gave each of them a kiss on each cheek. What's up with that? Will that same guy kiss each of the men on the cheek when they're getting their medals? Of course not, he'd get his ass kicked. Even if a woman were handing out the medals to the men, I doubt that she'd kiss a team of sweaty men. Unless she's into that sort of thing.

Is that a tradition in Italy? If so, I'd like to start a Canadian tradition of grabbing a woman's chest as a polite way of introducing myself.

"Oh that Paul, he's so polite he used both hands! Canadians are so polite!"

Thursday, February 16, 2006

This might not be up for long....

I saw Walk the Line on the weekend and I liked it so here's a video!

And, because I'm a big loser, I feel bad about violating YouTubes conditions and terms of use by posting copyrighted material. When people at work can't follow simple straightforward rules, I get extremely frustrated, and now, I've gone and done it, so I think I'll probably crack and remove it because I feel like a big hypocrite and I might not be able to sleep. Maybe the ghost of Johnny Cash will come to me in a dream and yell at me for stealing his song (or, I guess it's June Carter's song, maybe it'll be her ghost who'll yell at me.) Either way, this is probably coming down.

Monday, February 13, 2006

Britney Spears is a bad mother

I heard that Britney Spears was trying to qualify for the Olympics. Inside sources found the following pictures.

Bobsled
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Biathlon
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Hockey
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It's true though, nothing absorbs the impact of a body check like a baby. Well, maybe two babies...

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Is it Sunday already?

Well, it seems that I haven't updated this much at all this week. As they say, 'Time flies when you're having fun', and when you're not I guess, as last week went pretty quick.

I have a few thoughts though.

Women's hockey shouldn't be in the Olympics. YET. Canada and the US have teams that are too much better than everyone else. Canada beat Italy 16-0 and Russia 11-0. It's not competitive at all and kind of embarassing.

I buy heads of lettuce for my lunch sandwiches but I end up throwing most of it out. I don't feel bad about it though, because if you tossed a head of lettuce to a bum, or a starving person, they'd probably just toss it aside, because, really, who just wants to eat lettuce? Fucking ingrates.

I bought the DVDs for the first season of Kenny vs. Spenny. It's a Canadian show where 2 guys compete for stupid things and it's hilarious. If you ever get a chance to watch it, watch it. It is damn funny.

That's it.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Superbowl Sunday!

Did you watch on Sunday?? Three hours of excitement and edge of your seat suspense.

What will happen?

Who will win?

Of course, the attractive women they show aren't bad to look at, but it's really all about the game.

The strategy.

The excitement.

The ups and downs, the winners, and, of course, the losers.

Did anyone else watch the Beauty and the Geek 2 marathon that was on? I can't believe that Tristin and Chris are gone! Was there a football game on or something?

Saturday, February 04, 2006

It Turns Out That There's More Than One Hilton Full of Semen

Black light shows semen stains in hotels.

Anyways, I thought I'd do a little investigating on my own, so I bought this light and decided to try it out at my house. They had this demonstration on the site, so I knew it worked (click on image to see black light illumination).

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Anyways, this is what I found:

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I really can't explain that last one. Must be the mail man. What a sicko.