Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Light my ass.
Here you have hot chocolate. Mmmmm, so tasty.
What's that you say? "It tastes good, but think of all the calories?! Why can't they make a light hot chocolate?"
Well, fret no more, those crazy scientists did it! That's right, there does indeed exist a light hot chocolate!
Now, how many high-priced chemist-type people do you think it took to come up with a light hot chocolate? (The light one is on the left - WOW HALF the calories!)
President - How will we ever reduce the calories by half?! It can't be done! It just can't be done!
VP - Why don't they just put half as much powder in each pouch?
President - That's just crazy enough to work!
Fuck off President's Choice. It's just half the amount of regular hot chocolate (with less sugar, which I'm sure will make it taste like crap).