Did you watch that US Open coverage of Sharapova vs. that homely Russian girl? What was up with that upskirt camera angle? Can they be any more obviously looking up women's skirts? I felt a little dirty watching it, and taping it, and watching it again and again.
I heard that Oprah was doing some hurricane coverage. She appeared shocked and disgusted by the situation in New Orleans. Then I heard that she went back to her cushy limo and drove to her fancy hotel where she slept comfortably on a mattress stuffed with billions of dollars. Those poor people. If only they had power they'd be able to watch their looted tvs and maybe they'd see that their grief and ruined lives are probably allowing Oprah to charge more for advertisments which just puts more money in her pockets.
I can't wait to see what Jack Van Impe says about this hurricane. This hurricane has it all - floods, fires, disease, alligators, looting, rape, killing, starvation and thirst. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that he believes it's a sign that Jesus is coming. So, forget all the relief efforts, stop wasting your time, Jesus is on his way. This is an exciting time to be alive! Or dead, it doesn't much matter. Drop those looted tvs and grab your dog, it's rapture time! (in case you didn't know, all animals will be raptured, so if you're a dirty criminal, you just have to hold on to your dog to get a free rapture pass.)
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