I was walking through the woods on Saturday and I saw this moss covered rock. Doesn't that look like a face? Maybe it's Jesus??
Jesus could have had a huge nose. If had a nose like that I wouldn't write it into the bible . I'd write a whole chapter on how I looked like Brad Pitt. I'd call it, "The Book of Vanity" Verse 1, chapter one says, "and his face looketh not unlike that of Brad Pitt. The ladies swooned, and it was good."