Well, as I crept out of my concrete encased bomb shelter this morning I was relieved to see that the world has survived yet another September 11th without incident. I guess that's probably part of 'their' master plan. They'll probably surprise us on the 12th or 13th, those sneaky bastards. I guess the moral of the story is, regardless of how much time passes, YOU'RE STILL NOT SAFE!! Watch out, 'they' are coming to get you!