You should read this. It's damn funny. This post is hilarious. While I'm glad I've never taken the time to make dirty pictures with Starbursts, I kind of wish I'd written it.
I found it after finding this. It's funny too.
Sometimes, the "Next Blog" button actually produces something worth reading. Most times it produces annoying, musical, Anime filled crap WritTeN liKe thIS. Try it, I bet you the "Next Blog" button gives you something with shitty music and anime. SeE! I TolD yOu.