Caveat Emptor

I was reading Blex's blog
and I came across this picture. The first thing I thought was that that
kid is probably getting a nose-full of ass. Then after that I was thinking
that if that were me, I'd sell that bike seat on eBay.
I'd say, "One bike seat, never been in contact with sweaty bike
shorts, $50.00 OBO" Then about a year later I'd send that picture
to the guy who bought it and say, "How's that seat working out for you?
It really bothered my hemorrhoids so I had to give it up."

If only I had hemorrhoids.