Monday, January 24, 2005

Oh the Humanity!

Skiers, snowboarders and mountain rescue personnel call them "the White Death" - killer avalanches several football fields wide that can exceed 160 kilometres an hour and sweep away everything in their path. (Sounds kind of like a frozen tsunami).

Now, because we have all demonstrated that we love to give money to funds named after cool natural disasters, we'll assume that 5 people died, so 5/200 000 = 0.0025%. Now we'll assume that the tsunami fund raised $1 500 000 000, so we owe the avalanche fund $37500.00. Let's see it people, it's only fair.

While I'm on the topic of avalanches and tsunamis, who do you think would win in a fight? A tsunami, or an avalanche?

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