What if they'd met some other way??
Hello, my name is Lucian Toronto Sun Personal Ads Dragoman
Hello, my name is Lucian Arranged Marriage because Dad's Socially Retarded and Mom's Ugly Dragoman
Hello, my name is Lucian Had to get married because Pappa knocked up Mamma Dragoman
Hello, my name is Lucian Mom used to be married to Uncle John, but after lots of alcohol and some poor judgement one thing led to another and now Dad and Uncle John don't talk any more Dragoman.
(I'm not making fun of Romanians again, I just happened to find that story.)