Thursday, July 29, 2004

A Priest and a nun were in a car....

A priest and a nun were in a car...(I'm trying desperately to think of a joke, but I can't..)


A court in the capital Lilongwe handed down suspended jail sentences of six months with hard labour after the pair pleaded guilty to charges of idleness and disorderly conduct. The priest was reported as saying, "What's the problem??  I asked what kind of sex I could have, and I was told "Nun". 

Officials in the Roman Catholic Church, whose priests are barred from sex or marriage, declined to comment, but were secretly ecstatic because it wasn't an 8 year old boy.

Amen to that, brother.

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