In case you don't know, Dr. Jack Van Impe (pronounced "Impey") and his wife Rexella have a weekly tv show where they discuss important relevant topics and then tell you where in the bible it says that it's a sign that Jesus is coming. And that you're going to hell. This week's topic? Who knows? Same as every week.
0:51 – Ha ha ha, Rexella is wearing crazy pink glasses! Man, she looks stupid. They’re huge, kinda like Elton John’s old ones. No, she’s not trying to be glamorous, she had eye surgery. Whatever the reason, she looks ridiculous.
11:00 - Oh yippee! The Animals in Heaven offer has been extended ONE WEEK!! Hurry up, if you’ve somehow managed to suppress the urge to buy this video, it’s not too late!
You know, after watching this show for a while now, I’ve kind of noticed that they’re all the same. Jack is a raving lunatic, Rexella is a ditz, and most of the time she doesn’t even read the headline correctly. Jack lives on the unwavering hope that Jesus is coming to take him away.
AND, the whole point of this show is that Jack truly believes that the Lord is coming!! Well, why wouldn’t he? Everything in the news has a bible passage corresponding to it that links it to the second coming of Christ! Oh, it’s an exciting time. AIDS, terrorism, asteroids, earthquakes, etc. all mean that Christ is coming. Well, I have a question for Jack, you can find stuff like this pretty much every decade for the past 2000 years!! Christ passed up those opportunities for a visit, why does he think this year, or this decade is any different?? I’m sure Jack’s father was convinced that the A-bomb, and the Holocaust were sure signs that Christ was coming, and I’m sure Jack’s father’s father thought the same thing. Polio and the plague were worse than AIDS for killing people, asteroids have been around before, terrorism and violence??? Yeah, I think history has had some sporadic violent outbursts. Basically every bible passage that can be associated with a current event can also be associated with about 1000 other events that have happened before. Jack’s a nut. How this show remains on the air I’ll never know.
Oh man, get this. Someone actually wrote to Jack saying that she was all torn up inside because she didn’t want some heathen “unsafe person” to look after her dog after the Lord comes and she gets ‘raptured away’. She was so burdened. Well good news, you freak, the dog goes with you!!! I can’t imagine anyone losing any sleep over what happens to little Sparky when the Lord comes to take them away. What would it be like to know someone like that? Do they need the bible to function? How do you live your life according to some weird old book? Why would you do that? Why do we give them a tv show? Why do we give them our hard earned money?
Anyways, Rexella's glasses are priceless, you should at least check them out....
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