Well, I've decided to return to the wonderful world of Maxim's "Beat this Caption". I took a few weeks off after my glorious win. Haven't gotten my prize yet either.....
I was thinking something along the lines of
"Optical Illusions: Some people see a glass, some see 2 faces, but if you look real close you can see an old bald guy."
I think that's too 'high brow' though. Maybe,
"I only need to wear it when I'm reading"
implying that it's a reading glass, or
"After dinner, Grandpa didn't notice that he had something on his lip."
Man, I'm so funny!! I can't decide which one to submit.